honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
