O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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