RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
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I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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