pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
did you just send me my own nude
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
Randomize
