I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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