I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Randomize
