is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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