Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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