Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
