i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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