I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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