She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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