For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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