you guys were way drunker than both of me
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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