oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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