She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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