maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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