I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
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Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
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I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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