mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
and she was petting her beer can
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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