is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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