What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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