just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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