Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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