weddingsv make me drug and hornr
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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