Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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