Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
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