you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Found the puke drawer
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Randomize
