So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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