I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
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I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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