if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
