I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
There r osticjed everywhere
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On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
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also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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