I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I deserve this hangover.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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