You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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