I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
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At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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