the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
vagina is talking i cant
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
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I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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