yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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