There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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