i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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