He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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