I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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