I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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