Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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