Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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