what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
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