Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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