If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
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Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
i now understand why vodka
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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