Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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