did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
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How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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