i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
