she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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