She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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