I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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