Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
COCAINE IS GR8
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Two words: nipple clamps
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