i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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